Funny SMS

ek pathan hospital k bahir ro raha tha kisi ney pocha k q ro rahay ho
pathan:- 20 saal baad beta paida howa wo b chota sa..

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An interesting caption
put above a wall clock
in an Examination hall

"TIME WILL PASS ...
...But
WILL YOU . . . ? ? " =P ;)

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A Fantastic Question
With Meaningful Answer

Define
"BIRTHDAY... ?"
...
The Day In Your
Life ...
"When YOU Cried
And
Your MOTHER was
SMILING... " =] 

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Height Of Honesty ...

"Sitting In Examination Hall
Opening d Chit ...
Memorizing d Answers
...n
Then Writing Without
Seeing ..." =P ;->

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TODAY's THOUGHT...

Promises are like babies...

Fun to make but hell to deliver . . . <-; 

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Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du

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Q - University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
?
?
?
?
?


Ans- sirf 4,
-
-
-
-
-
1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi...!!!! 

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Meri Palkon Ka Ab Neend Se Koi TAl'luq Nahi Raha

,,,Mohsin,,,


Tu Kis Ka Hai Es Aalam Mein Meri Raat Guzar Jati Hai..*..

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Nokri karna Bachon ka Khail nahi hai
Faraz
.
.
Bus itna samajh lijiay k
.
.
.
.
Ek Pathano ki Basti hai aur jhuk k jana hai".... 

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