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Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal

"Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile

Se Le Rahe Hain.Atah Aap Se

Anurodh Hai,

Ki Turant Is No.

Par101 Ka Bal.Dalwa D

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Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani. :-)

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tasken-e-dil k waste wada to kijie,
hm jante hain ap se aya na jaye ga

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bud_gumaani se bacho
bad gumaani aksar tehqeeq k bad jhoti sabit hoti hai,
kisi k aib ki talash aur justuji na ker aur apas mein ranjish,hasad aur nafrat b na rako, kisi k peet pechay buraye b na karo bul k sub Allah k banday apas mein bhai bhai ban

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