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Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Shakspear said, “A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever.”
Lincoln said, “Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love.”
Wrdswrth said, “Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U.”
Jackie Chan said, “Love is a everlasting Friendship.”
Michael Jackson said,”If 1 can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily bcum ur Life Partner!

this is 4 all those guyz n girlz who say,”We r just friends yar”

You are a part of a puzzle 0f someone’s life.
You may never kn0w where you fit,
but always remember that
someone’s life may not be complete without you!:-)

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Small anger,
silly fightz,
serious jokez,
sensitive feelinz,
senseless speechz,
million sorryz,
billion thanx,
few questionz,
unlimitd answerz,
no hesitation,
full trust.
Mixture of all above is wat v call *FRIENDSHIP* :-)