Funny Poetry

                           Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
                           Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
                           Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
                            likha hai ye paigam
                            Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
                            milega 50000 ka Inam

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Computer ki Shayri


Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon
Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao
Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao

Roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho
Mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho
Teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai
Per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai
Aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar
Humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar



Apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
Janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga
Apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye
Do PC joodtey joodtey hang hogaye
Aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain
Warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain


Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail



Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Aish,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao

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yeh baat samaj main aaye nahi aur ami nay samjayee nahi 
main kaisay meethi baat karooon jab meethi cheez khayee nahi 
chachi kay mian jab chacha hain mami kay mian jab mama hain 
tab main nay baji say poocha baji kay mian kya baja hain 
chanda bhi kaisay mamoo hain jab ami kay woh bhai nahi 
main kaisay meethii baat karooon jab meethii cheez khayee nahi

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Kinna sohna too act karni ain 
Effect dil te direct karni ain 

Mainu kehni ain tum se nafrat hei 
Dessi hippy select karni ain 

Jo wi kehna ain menu keh mar leh 
Keyun tu public collect karni ain 

Je howey na kisey kol car apni 
Ohnu dooron reject karni ain

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(AAP SAB K LEYE KHSHKHABREE NAEY SAL K MOQAEY PER EK SYASAT DAN NEY TOBA KARLEE )
Watan se karne hey muhabbat ab k baras
Daiss ki karnee hey khidmat abb k baras
Sayasat ko donga ibadat ka darja
Nahein chalegee rishwat abb k barass
Aaein ki wafa daree dil jan se karon ga
Us kee karnee hey izzat abb k barass
Khidmat k wadey perr leeye they vote
Ho gee wadey ki ehmiat abb k barass
Wazir ban kar karon ga kam achhey
Phir na ho gee sharat abb k barass
Lotee hoee dolat kar don ga wapiss
Ho gee na mujh se khayanat ab k barass
Fund ka istimall theek theek karoon ga
Khataam kamission ki la nat ab k baras
Mazee ki herkaton per shirminda bohot hon
Khoob ho rahee hey nadamat ab k barass
Badal dalon ga aapnee zindagee ko ATHAR
Khatam sab se aadawat abb k barass
-----KALAAM DR ATHAR HUSSAIN SIDDIQUI AL MAROF IBNE SULTAN NARVI
------(YA ELLAHI MUJHE ACHHI BAT KEHNEY KA ACHHA SALIQA DEDEY AMEEN)

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Voh Sarak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sarak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Barhe, Kuch Voh Aage Barhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Barhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Barhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Barhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Barhi
Ab Hum Sarak Ke Us Paar Hein,
Aur Voh Sarak Ke Is Paar Hein

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Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein

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SUNAH THA !!! 

Sunah tha kartay hain jo unki wat lagti hai
To socha hum chalo inter yeah kar k daikhtay hain,

Sunah tha naqal ka bhi aasrah nahi hota ,
To socha jaib ko pharoo say bhar kay daiktay hain,

Sunah tha math ka paper hai jaisay koi pahar ,
To socha ham chalo Sar isko kar kay daikhtay hain,

Sunah tha board kay MAMOO nahi yun mantay baat,
To socha hum chalo lar kay jhagar kay daikhtay hain,

Sunah tha pappu bachoo ko hi marks miltay hain,
To socha hum chalo ban kay sanwar kay daiktay hain.

Sunah tha board main ab mojzay nahi hotay ,
To socha hum chalo umeed kar kay daikhtay hain,

Jo aaey hath main inter ki mark sheet to phir , 
Kaha dil nay chalo commerce b parh kay daikhtay hain…..

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Ik wari janday janday
pyar mohabbat panday panday

phir ik wari janday janday
phir pyar mohabbat panday panday

ik wari phir janday janday
ik wari phir pyar mohabbat panday panday

os k abbay nay pher lita
phir na pocho ki ki kita.

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