Funny SMS

Larka;

Janeman is Dil

mein aaja.


Larki:

Sandal utaroon kya????



Larka:



Pagli masjid thori hi hai

Aise hi aaja (*,*)
(-)
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son 2 father:bcha zyada intelligent hota hy ya baap?
Father:baap
son:acha' pakistan ks ne bnaya?
father:Quaid-e-Azam ne,
son:unk baap ne q nhi bnaya.........
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Pathan: khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Azad nai hua.
Dost ( Heran hote hue)Q?
Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manatay.
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aik din mila wo mujse,
bhuja bhuja sa,
jhuka jhuka sa,
udassion mai racha bassa sa,

jo mai ne poocha udaas q ho,
jhuka k palkein,
chupa k chehra,
laga wo kehne,
.
.
20 ka load karwaya tha.
abi tak nahi aya.
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govt:school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar le
ja rahe thy.Rastay mai aik bazurg ne kaha:
bacho larkay ko choro ye khud school aye ga
.Bachay zor se bolay:baba g ye shagird nahi hamara ustad hai,
roz school se bhag jata hai.
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Sardaar to doctor:
Tuaanu taankay laane aande ne?
Doctor: haan
Sardaar: meri jutti te laa deyo
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Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir seawaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar pernahi hai
Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi,roti mangi hai.
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Premika premi se: main maaBannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yumhosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay toukabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumharedaddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane walihoon..
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Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apniBiwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her ghambhola deta hai
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
?Himaalaya ki choti pe jaapahunche?
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
?Abe sale gadhe. ab utregakaise?

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Ek din Wife aur Husbandmandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andhahon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hihoga
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A sardar was fall in Love with nurse.
Sardar Ne iqrar-i-Muhabaat Kerna CHAHA Lakin Na kam.
Aik Mertaba himat ker ke Nurse ko bola Ke........
I LOVE U SISTER.
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1 larki ki dua
Kasam se her larkay ko bhuladungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe duadungi,
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1 parents apnay betay k liyeaisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay perthapar marta hay.
Son:Abu aj mei bemar honschool nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jubtumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin boltatha
Chatakh!
Mom:Kia howa?
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhikuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hiAchi.!:-)
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Why is ?SINGH? added to everysardars name?
?
?
?
Do you know?
Really u don?t know?
Bcoz of it?s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
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Husband: Kal mere khawabmain ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband merekhawab main aya tha!

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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larkimei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta haik
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai?:p
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Boy to father: ?Baap idhar aa?.
Mother:?Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai?
Boy: ?Baap, izzat se idhar aa!?.
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Patient to Nurse: ?I Love You?
Tumne to mera Dil hi ChuraLiya?.
NURSE : ?chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai?
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